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3RD WORLD WAR
North Korea declared war against India and Russia with the support of Pakistan. China then decided to support Russia and with the agreement of the 4 other chairs in the Security Council they will eventually declare war against North Korea if they use military power of any kind. North Korea then decided to bomb Russia and as the result of this the excuse of self-defence the P5 countries bombed North Korea. Moscow is now bombed to the ground and now China and USA will send humanitarian help to Russia According to a secret source in the militiary department of France, there have been giving orders to start preparing the bombs and flights for attack against Syria. This decision have been taken outside of the UN. |
North Korea amendment suggests Kim Jong as a world leader - The amendment didn't pass in GA
Greenpeace disturbes General Assembly |
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Human Cross for Human Rights!
Earlier today The Delegate of Red Cross managed to make the main station of Copenhagen speechless. In minutes of attached attention Red Cross formed a human cross with bags on their head. It looked violent and brutal and the audience gasped while listening of the yelling from the human cross. They yelled ” Human Rights in Syria!!” and other buzz-words. Hundreds of people were revealed as starring at the human cross. It is not only to set focus on Syria but to waken people and open their eyes for a global issue. In an interview with some of the front-speakers, they said: Why are you making this flashmob? ” We want to put focus on the lack of attention on Human Rights in Syria. The civilians are exposed by violent hurting and families teared apart. People should see through the human cross that this is not a thing, we should ignore. - Anonymous, Red cross What are the symbols in the human cross and the bags? ”When you have a bag on your head you cannot breath. You are trapped. These people in Syria are trapped. The Human Cross is to save all people. It is an oath to keep the Human Rights alive.” - Anonymous, Red Cross In order to set focus on the whole body of this global issue, they said very poetic: ” People get shot from arm to leg, from eye to knee, from groin to heart!” - Anonymous, Red cross By Kia Øyås, press |
PH-value sandwich review The salmon sandwich was very appetizing. There was a good balance between the stuffing and the salad was fresh and crispy! However there was two bad things about this sandwich; firstly, the philadelphia cream cheese has been carelessly thrown in the sandwich and that made the bread to soft. Secondly there was not enough salmon in it and that made the sandwich a bit to “vegetarian” for my taste! I give the salmon sandwich 4 out 6 thumbs up! |
CANADA VOTES AGAINST OWN RESOLUTION!
Canada’s resolution about making a committee that worked in favor of the third world countries, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iraq and The Maldives, concerning environmental problems, was downgraded to an amendment and added to another resolution. This resolution entailed that Canada had to reduce their Carbon dioxide emission by 35%, a reduction Canada was not happy with. “I was very angry […] (35%) Is too high” said the environmental delegate from Canada. This anger led the delegate not only to not vote for the resolution, but also not vote for his own amendment.. Along side Canada the third world countries also voted against the resolution, despite it helping them. As a delegate from Pakistan declared "We don't want the "big shots" (red. USA, Canada, Russia, Italia) to be in charge" Several delegates pointed out that the debate about which countries should lead the proposed committee was one of the main discussions today. The resolution and the amendment got eventually passed. |
Staff eating delegates’ sandwiches
The lack of chicken sandwiches can now be traced back to staff members, who allow themselves to eat the delegates’ sandwiches before 11:30, where the sandwiches are served.
A staff member was spotted eating a chicken sandwich at 11:24 – 6 minutes before the delegates were allowed to get sandwiches. The lack of chicken sandwiches yesterday and today can now be explained. Not only are they eating one sandwich each, one of the staff members was caught with another sandwich hidden in his pocket. |
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WORLD BANK AND NORWAY APOLOGIZES
for spending 50.000$ dollars on porn and prostitutes Another anonymous tip about last night at ECOFIN2 read more
The quarrels between Brazil and North Korea continue
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Vote for best dressed!
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Reducing nuclear weapons worldwide
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The Devil wears sneakers...
Four chairmen doesn't wear the right attire. These chairmen are Asta Kongsted Amtrup, Sarah Hviid Miller, Amanda Stilling and Jonty Norton. Should they be punished? read more
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Security Council go against The Human Rights?
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Humanitarian help for the Syrian civilians
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Is RYSMUN violating human rights?
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Corruption inside the Security Council?
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THE ECOFIN NEGOTIATIONS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!!
Humiliated delegate
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France: "Fuck you China"
According to a secret source France yelled ” FUCK YOU” to China in the debate about human rights and Syria. The Human Rights Commité were speechless as these dirty words went through the conference room. Read more |
UN EXPERT: HOW TO BE A GOOD NEGOTIATOR
Russia is afraid that the Arabic spring will move to Russia Read more |
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Pressure on North Korea Greenpeace is saving the environment Popstars pays the Arab Spring Disputes in the Security Council Opening speeches. Read more Israel about Dept Relief: “We have no idea what our opinion is” Read more China - a new democracy? Read more |
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